We aren’t really in the business of discounts here at Sweet & Condensed, but this week we are doing a two-for-one special. For the low price of one email subcription, you get two movie score cards. Don’t say we never do anything for our favorite folks 💅
Here’s what we have for you this week:
Concession Stand Scorecard: Predator: Badlands
Double Feature Scorecard: Frankenstein
New Pod Drop: Drafting horror movies to make our own

This week’s movie - Predator: Badlands
Letterboxd Description:
First hunt. Last chance.
Cast out from his clan, a young Predator finds an unlikely ally in a damaged android and embarks on a treacherous journey in search of the ultimate adversary.
Best Watched With
Family and friends who were told they can’t, and they do anyway
End Credit Thoughts
Dan Trachtenberg directs this latest Predator installation and spares no expense, giving us yet another lovable movie that further explores the world of the Yautja (the Predator species). One does not necessarily have to watch prior Predator movies to enjoy this one, but it won’t hurt if you have (unless you’ve only seen Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem, Alien vs. Predator, Predator 2, and The Predator).
Predator: Badlands dives further into the culture and worldview of the Predator. The home of the Yautja is a desolate one, showcasing the individuality and hardened-hearted way of life for the Predators. The Predator is known to be the ultimate killer, having only preyed on others and being preyed upon by none. Strength alone is held as the highest value. The young and outcast Yautja, the story follows, leaves his homeland as a part of tradition. If he succeeds, he'll be accepted. Failure means death. Within ten minutes of the movie, we know how high the stakes are, and we’re given plenty of reason to care about the Predator pariah. Immediate investment in the story.
Genna, the world the Yautja travels to for his hunt, contrasts with his desolate homeworld while keeping a similar trait: kill or be killed. Genna is dense and filled with vegetation and creatures that breed death to whomever wanders into the wrong places and catches them off guard. It’s a massive world that pulled us in, both wondering about the creativity given to the life that takes it from others, and keeping us anxious throughout.
The main characters are as fun as they are murderous, all while displaying real depth. The native New Zealander, Dimitrius Schuster-Koloamatangi, captures the intensity, the hurt, and the desire to bring honor, not shame, to his clan as the outcast Yautja. Elle Fanning plays the legless and unlikely companion of the Yautja, Thia, and she is fantastic. She is the catalyst for the comedic relief in this blood-filled and almost non-stop action movie, garnishing the theater with way more laughs than we expected. But she isn’t just there for humor; the movie uses humor to cloak the hurt and the humanity we experience, while also dignifying others.
A badass score supports the action sequences. The rumbling in the theater is felt and immerses us into the murderous chaos. The scenes don’t feel reused despite paying homage to the predecessors, as expected for a franchise movie. Predator: Badlands is thrilling, exciting, and emotional, making it a well-rounded and fun as hell watch, especially on a giant IMAX screen.
Watch this one in theaters.
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Double feature movie - Frankenstein
Letterboxd Description:
Only monsters play God.
Dr. Victor Frankenstein, a brilliant but egotistical scientist, brings a creature to life in a monstrous experiment that ultimately leads to the undoing of both the creator and his tragic creation.
Best Watched With
Anyone with eyeballs and ears.
End Credit Thoughts
Guillermo del Toro brings the freaking heat with his rendition of Frankenstein. While initially (stupid stupid stupid) made for the little screen-straight-to-Netflix, the powers that be made the wise choice for at least a limited release of this masterpiece.
The crew was able to sneak in some screenings (some of us even twice) and boy oh boy did this movie crush expectations. The trailer that dropped over the summer enticed us BIG time, simply because of Oscar Isaac who is masterful. Jacob Elordi was intriguing, but we really didn’t know what to expect. But HOLY SHIT did he bring his A game. Elordi as the Creature is one of the better casting choices of the decade. He brings an incredible innocence through his eyes, daunting command through his physicality, and terrifying/moving performance with his voice and delivery. We were truly in awe.
Del Toro was masterful with his set designs, script, casting, direction, and overall storytelling. The movie was pushing 3 hours but didn’t feel long enough. The entire cast was also incredible—Mia Goth, Christopher Wallace, etc. Each one brought magic to the screen with the incredible script and we were so grateful to see it on screen.
The movie truly broke our hearts more than once. We mentioned it earlier, but Elordi’s Creature was so moving. Del Toro and Elordi together tugged at our hearts as we watched his loneliness, confusion, and desperate need for love and belonging. Every glance from him carried the weight of someone who didn’t ask to exist but was punished for doing so.
We were also treated to the madness of his creator. Isaac’s performance captured the obsessive genius and guilt of Frankenstein in a way that felt terrifying and tragic. Through the narration, we felt the desire to create life became a descent into self-destruction.
By the end, we were living inside a gothic poem about love, isolation, and the terrible consequences of playing god.
Side note—the movie had some hilarious moments. We also wanted Mia Goth and the Creature to kiss. Maybe next time.
Please watch this on the BIGGEST screen possible, ASAP AP.
(if you must, now streaming on Netflix)
Horror Movie Draft: Creating Our Own Horror Movies #65
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Josh, Eric, and Kelly go head-to-head, building their own theoretical horror movies by drafting from nine specific categories. The episode is filled with chaotic energy, accusations of cheating , and a deep-dive analysis of why Christian Venegas doesn’t watch movies.
Let us know who had the best horror movie draft in the comments on Spotify, YouTube, Instagram, social media, email, or text message.
Draft Categories
The hosts built their movies by drafting picks in the following 9 rounds:
Director
Setting
First Character to Die
Final Girl (or Survivor)
Two Ensemble Characters
Soundtrack
Villain (Outside the Horror Genre)
Horror Subgenre
The Twist
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